When I look back now, I think, "I'm not good at it!" Everyone has such “memories of bad love”. In this series, we ask writers and columnists to look back on past bad relationships and share lessons learned from them. This time, it's about sweet corn love.
serious! Toilet problem between lovers
I was in a semi-cohabitation situation with my boyfriend who I dated when I was in college, and we spent about half the week together at my house.
However, I had never spent a long time in the same space as a man before, so I began to worry about how to deal with physiological phenomena, thinking, "This... what should I do with the toilet!?"
I lived in a small one-room apartment, so the room and toilet were next to each other. If you're going to fart, you can literally hear it in one shot. I'm the type of person who stays in the bathroom for about 15 minutes, so if it's "large", it's inevitable that I'll find out immediately depending on how long I stay. Because I was a maiden, I was embarrassed to stay in the bathroom in front of him .
On the other hand, he leaves the toilet every time with an exquisite staying time (3 to 5 minutes) that is very difficult to understand whether it is big or small.
Is this... big...? But he doesn't say anything...
It would be easier if I could just say something like, "Fu~ I feel refreshed~... Ah, I've been pooping!"... I don't know... What does he think about the toilet problem?
Time passed like this kind of Liar Game.
The solution I arrived at "〇〇〇〇Toilet style"
I can't make a big deal when my boyfriend is at home... With that in mind, a few weeks after starting a semi-cohabitation life, I finally came to a pinch.
Until then, I was only seeing him every other day, or two days in a row (two nights) at most, so I was able to endure the urge to defecate. Of course, every time he got home, I would run to the bathroom and tear out the hard stool, but I still managed.
However, on that day, when I was in the same room with him for three consecutive days, I suddenly couldn't stand the urge to defecate, and I was at a loss what to do . If I were to rush to the toilet in this state, I would not be able to come out for 15 minutes.... It takes time to pass hardened stools, so the time spent in the toilet will soon find out... What should I do? …….
At that moment , an epiphany came to me.
"... That's right! If I do this, he won't find out...!?"
That night, as he was watching TV in his studio room, I called out to him.
"I'm sorry, I'm just going to take a footbath in the bathroom."
Then I went out of the room into the hallway, didn't go into the toilet on the right, and shut myself up in the bathroom three steps away. And, hey, I crouched down on the bathroom tiles and twisted out what was pushing the limits of containment.
From that day onwards, whenever I felt the urge to defecate, I rushed into the bathroom instead of using the toilet, and became obsessed with the bathroom style . Even so, it has a rabbit-like shape because it keeps holding back the urge to defecate, and if you pick it up with a tissue and flush it down the toilet, you can easily destroy the evidence.